How to Talk to Beautiful Women

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Morning Wood

Unleash the throbbing beast from within.
Let the the one-eyed snake loose.
Let your best friend puke the clam chowder it had for dinner.

Ever wonder how all the magic happens?
Is it because of the vivid dreams we have during our slumber?
Or is it something more?
Cuz I don't remember 90% of the dreams I have...sadly

Perhaps some increased blood flow?
Maybe by some yawning?
Don't we all partake in an increased amount of inhaling right after we get up or when we're still half asleep...

Since we're still half asleep, we probably don't notice the yawning, but that's what's causing you to have the strongest wood ever. Enough to chop more trees and make more wood.

Jobs

Are you one of the few Americans who have a job?
Do you even have opportunities to hand jobs out?
Say your boss was looking for new recruits, but didn't know where to look.
He/She turns to you for help.
You turn to your closest friends.
It all comes down to reciprocation.
Who's going to benefit the most out of this deal.
What are you going to get out of this?

Coming from someone who has provided many jobs to friends, I've learned many lessons about who to give them to.
Outside of work, you might be butt buddies with your friends, but if you're serious about your work, and you care about how things are done, then you might want to choose carefully.
Make sure your friend can actually work.
Make sure he's responsible.
Make sure he's fit for the job.

Don't just hand out a job because your friend just lost theirs.

Keep in mind that when you bring a friend on board to work along with you, he is, from then on out, representing you at work.
If he fucks up, you'll also look bad because you're the one that recommended him for the job.

Filling up your time may be a good thing...

Keeping yourself busy...
Closing off the gaps where you can become a couch potato or dick around.
Cap off your class schedule as much as you can.
But be sure to add some filler classes too.
You'd be killing yourself (and your GPA) if you tried taking on all core classes.
If classes are not what you seek, then perhaps a job.
It wouldn't hurt to have some cash to burn here and there.
Pick up a sport.
If you're not hardcore, then do intramurals.
Speaking to multiple friends in sports, they keep telling me how all they do is eat, breathe, sleep whatever sport they're playing at the moment.
To the point where they don't have time to "hang out" and party.
The left over time they have is just to eat and keep up with homework.
If you're desperate for something to do, and you don't want to look for a job, then try volunteering.
Perhaps at a hospital or an animal shelter.
Many fraternities and sororities have the best of both worlds.
Sports and Philanthropy.
It definitely consumes my time, but I have yet to find that right balance.
It looks like I still have so much time to kill.
And in my case, adding more difficult classes won't help.
I have just have to keep busy with easy routine stuff.

"Winning's winning"

Seeing win after win is so inspiring.
The blackhawks.
The lakers.
soccer...

Seeing their emotions is just inspiring to get some on my own.
I need that feeling.
I want to feel like I've accomplished something meaningful in my life.
I want to feel useful.
I want to feel intelligent. Purposeful.
I have to get my head on straight. sooner rather than later.

I'm standing on the railroad tracks walking towards the oncoming train.
I have to either blow right through the train or die.

Knocking on Wood

You can knock on my wood...hehe
Literally, that'd be nice wouldn't it...
But I'm talking about the cliche quote.
The one you say after you've said something obnoxious
and the point of it is so you haven't jinxed your luck...

Is it real?
Well anything is real if we believe in it.

I guess it doesn't have to be knocking on wood.
It could be anything like:
Scratching a nail
licking your teeth
twitching your left eye
pray to whoever your pray to

Anything to help put you at ease.
It's probably all psychological.
ya know. in your head.

You really don't have to do anything.
It's all on you.
Live your life one step at a time.
Referring to Han's quote in "Tokyo Drift"
about living in fear:
"Life's simple, you make choices and you don't look back."

Don't let anything, especially a believing in tempting fate
and thinking that you have to say "knock on wood"
right after slow you down from living life.

Just live it out to the best of your ability.
If something bad happens, well then so what.
shit happens all the time.
There's probably something worse happening to someone else.
You'll always get through it somehow.
I promise.

Cock Tease

We love them, but we hate them at the same time.
It just gives us a frustrating boner.
If you're going to wear a low cut shirt as that
or if you're going to ride those jeans as low as possible,
you should at least offer a a good rub n tug.

But perhaps they're better in a way...
The mind is powerful force.
It might be stronger to imagine things
than to actually look at the hardcore
we all know and love as porn.

Take Martha Stewart as an example.
(if you're into her)
Just flip through one of her mags,
and your mind does the rest of the work.
Let's use Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition
as a better example.

Unleash your brain.
Let it wander.
Unveil your wildest fantasies.

Support

To have someone else's back.
To be their nig.

Sometimes, life is too hard to go at it alone.
We must gather the masses.
Just like a spirit bomb.

Imagine this:
So you've just made a choice for your life.
You start asking your friends, family, coworkers their thoughts
on this matter.
For me, it'd be okay if one of those three disagreed with my decision.
It would be a motivational boost for me.
But when all or the majority of them disagree, then Im at unease.
Even though it's not that many people against you, it's the people that mean the most
and it makes it feel like you're up against the world.

So in that train tunnel of darkness, find your light.
Find someone who will have your back.
who has your side. To fight for your cause.

So next time someone comes to you
for advice. for some words of wisdom.
Don't say "i don't know"
Don't say "you shouldn't have done that"
You might disagree with their cause,
but find a way to agree.
Find something.
Always be there.
Always try to support those around you.
You never know when you need others to reciprocate. hehe

Your Roots

We are all destined for great things. big feats.
No doubt about it.
We are getting to a point in our lives where decisions need to be made.
Friends move on from school to work.
People are getting married.
People you knew as a child are passing away.
It's only natural.

When you make your big move.
When you actually become someone out there.
In the real world...

Don't forget the small people.
Your roots.
Where you came from.
The people that stuck with you between thick and thin.

Don't be afraid to look back
even if your past is darker than light.

Liberation...Time to Take out the Trash

BIG ass weight just lifted off my shoulders.
Just ripped a guy's vag off my head.
I can breathe! ...once again!

It almost turned into Nazi county at the club.
One guy taking control over everything.
Having his hands in places it shouldn't be.

He should clean his finger nails...

If you ever feel like someone is stepping out of line,
take it into your hands to tell someone.
...perhaps the guy above whomever is pissing on you.

But really.
If you feel that something is unfair.
Step up. Sprout a dick.
Speak up. And change things.
Make things move.
Slap a guy. Spit in his face.
Stomp on his feet.
Make him bite the curb.
And ungently step on his head.

Boom the power is yours.

BBW's...It's a Bittersweet Thing

BBW: Big Beautiful Women, Big Busty Women

It's all good. Or is it?
Is BBW just a cover up for being obese?
Is it an excuse to be fat?
Is it trying to make it look like the fat are good looking?

mmm check out them rolls!

But honestly, we love them, just not like that.
We can't live them, but not without them either.
For some odd reason, they have the best personalities.
They're not the stuck up bitches we drool over.
Almost just like one of the guys.

You almost want to ask them out.
But you're insecurities refuse.
You don't want to be seen out in public with a whale!
"She's beached over there..."

But come on now, let's get over ourselves.
Physical appearance is easier to change than the inner core.
You could be her motivation to workout.
Her last push to fit into society.

Get over yourselves.

Bulking up this summer

yah brah gettin ripped.

After finishing optimum nutrition's gold standard whey isolates, a GNC rep told Gary and I that their product (to the left) is more pure than the Gold standard's whey. It absorbs into the blood much faster. So I gave it a shot.

I also got word of another product: Cytogenix's Cytocell.
Apparently, there is some Creatine in it, which I swore I would never take, but I'm giving up. I didn't see much result from the last protein product. But honestly, any of this is much better than the Big100 protein bars I used to take. This is purely a post-workout drink. (fruit punch flavor) It doesn't contain any protein so I would take Cytocell after a workout, then protein before bed. Sounds good to me.

Realizing that these supplements will take a financial toll on me, that just gives me more motivation to lift a little harder. To get the bang for my buck. mmm.

PS: I've been switching from protein shakes to just powder + water. I used to have shakes with milk and fruit. It was good and I was probably getting a lot of nutrients, but the protein might not have been getting absorbed as quickly as it should have been. With water, it's just protein in there. Will research more...

When to split the cost of something with another human being

How do you know when to divide the financial obligations?

There are so many factors that may sway your position either way.

You look at what you’re getting out of it.

You look at how evenly the distribution is.

You look at how long this “obligation” will last.

Who gets to keep it in the end?

You look at your relationship with the other being.

                Are you good friends?

                Acquaintances?

                A person you wouldn’t give three shits about?

How many times are you willing to say I’ll help you out before you’re fed up?

Is this someone that you know will get you back when you need it?

Is this someone you’ll probably know in your distant future?

Just be aware of where your expenses are going to.

Don’t let someone push you around if you have money.

But be there when a friend is in need.

Failure after Failure…I just keep tripping on myself

“…And success in life often comes from not giving up despite mistakes and failure. It comes from being persistent.”

This last year has been horrendous for me. Although many good things happened, I feel the bad outweigh the good this time. I am trying to break down my habits. Seeing where the good and the bad lie. What habits I should drop and continue.

I have not only let down myself, but the investor of my life aka my dad. Last year is pretty much thousands of dollars down the drain. Good job mingy.

I keep telling myself, “This is the year I will do better. This is my year.” But I keep failing to follow through. I should pin this quote on my wall. Have a solid reminder every day after waking up.

It all comes down to this year. If this is not “my year,” then I’m out.

It’s time to stop beating myself up. It only wastes my time in creating more pain and shit to think about. I should just thing proactively and ahead in the future. Know that things can only get better.

To the Good people...

Once in every so often, you come across a good person...
Like genuinely good. You instantly dig it...
Slip it in like a glove.

But not like a suck-up.
They do what they have to do.
Then bounce.
No BS. No diddy-daddling...

They can see through everyone else's BS.
They keep things fair.
Bring balance to this world.

We need more of these people.
Or do we...
We would take these people for granted
if everyone started to become "good"