The Bald Eagle

Kaaa Kawww.

It's a bird. It's a plane. NO. it's Victor Chan. hells yea.

I've been called "The Bald Eagle" numerous times due to the lack of body hair...on my body. It's not my fault my arms are hairless. I was freakin born that way. BUT! Today in the library, while trying to focus on genetics for tomorrow's exam, I was mesmerized by the microscopic hair follicles on my arms. It was so...up close and personal. Gary (meow) had to punch me to snap me out of my trance several times. I was just excited to finally have HAIR grow out of my prepubescent arms. I liked it. Maybe I'm obsessed with it. In that case, I should shave my arms so I would stop getting distracted.

Maybe it's an Asian thing. Being "body-bald." HMMM. African Americans don't have much hair on their bodies either. I have come to the conclusion of evolution as the cause for our baldness. We have worked in the sun for many decades and now, we do not have the need to have hair on our bodies anymore. On the other hand, if we have lived in Poland or Antartica or anywhere that's cold. I am sure that people currently will have hair all overrrr.

BUT WAIT. I just realized my friend, Navin, or Dhiraj, or ALL Brown people for that matter is completely hairy. WTF. Didn't Indian people work the fields? Weren't Indian people slaves as well? Not to mention the many other yellow friends that have body hair. :(
I am back to square one because of this. dang. I thought I almost solved it.

A year ago, I decided to conduct an experiment on myself. I shaved one arm and left the other arm as my control. Currently, both arms have equal hair lengths. WTF. so confused by this right?!



BUT WAIT!!! --> According to DNA, we already have a set length programmed. Hair won't grow longer nor shorter than its programmed length.

So when people say shaving promotes hair growth... call 'em out and say BULL SHIT.
say victor chan told you so. lol

peace.