Knowing when to Lie

How do you know when to lie?

Well first of all, you have to know HOW TO lie...

1. Straight face
2. Look them in the eyes
3. No sign of nervousness
4. Think about the lie before you say it.
5. Make sure the person you're lying to doesn't know who or what you're lying about.
6. Make sure there aren't any ties back to you.

When you've got these things down, then you have power.
...And with great power comes great responsibility

Lie for the good of lying...
To help others...
To protect others...
To make others laugh...

It's better to stay out of all the BS, but shit happens. you gotta do what you gotta do.