What's your preference?!
Do you prefer the ones you can tie in a knot?
The ones you can motorboat?
The ones you play ping pong with?
With me, as long as they're real, they're golden. good. solid.
Recently, I was a witness to a biblical video of a woman with some massive hoohahs. Supposedly, they are each 40 lbs. She crushed cans. She held up a keg with one tit. And Held up two bowling balls. No hands of course.
Now during her interview, you could see her gut since her knockers sagged down to her knees. This woman was also charged with knocking some guy out with them 40lb kettle bells. I would post the vid, but some people just can't take it. If you really want to see it, it's on efukt.
A really good question to ask is:
Would you prefer a flat chested (now I mean no lumps, humps, or bumps) broad or a the same girl with DD silicone air bags in her?
Most of the time, the plastic surgeon doesn't do a good job. Post-surgery, the nips usually point in opposite directions. Imagine her doing reverse cowgirl. She leans and places her arms on your chest. And her chest looks like a pair of hot air balloons lifting off. Tie her down, she's about to fly away!
So she takes your advice and stays natural. Are those mosquito bites enough to quench your thirst to motorboat those sons of a bitches?! Probably not. But if she loves you enough to take your advice, I'm sure you love her enough to look past the flat chest and continue to plow your way to victory. Look at it this way, most of the smaller chested females have tight innies.
There will always be highs and lows in every situation.
You just have to keep thinking positive and don't look back.
Of course, there's more to boobs than the actual boobs. You have to take into account the firmness/distance between the two, nips...
I'll save that for another time...
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